WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PhD
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 1.  He had only one major publication.
 2.  It was in Hebrew.
 3.  It had no references.
 4.  It wasn't published in a peer reviewed journal.
 5.  Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
 6.  It may be true that he created the world, but
     what has he done since then?
 8.  The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
     results.
 9.  He never applied to the ethics board for permission to
     use human subjects.
10.  When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by
     drowning his subjects.
 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted
     them from the sample.
 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
 13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
 14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his
     students failed his tests.
 16. His office hours were infrequent and often held on
     limited access mountain tops.
 17. No record of working well with colleagues.


Best, Peter
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