>
>When they say stuff like "this pizza is really good, aren't you sad you're not
>having any?", and it is about the fifth time, you can simply say something
like:
>
>" No, but I'll have a steak in memory of all the pizza eaters at their
>funerals."
>
>(I'm sure someone can come up with a wittier way to say it though ! )
>

Oh, that's a  good one!!!