Howdy, y'all!

If you're A) only interested in technical advice and questions or B) of a
senstive nature, delete this and move on.  Otherwise, here's an oldy but
goodie.

Female Gorilla

A small, rural  West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired
a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks,
the female gorilla became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the
problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators
noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible
for cleaning the animals' cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So,
the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing
to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that
he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her.
Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The
park administration quickly agreed to these conditions,
so they asked what was his third condition. "Well,"
said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come upwith the $500."

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