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Subject:
Centro de Sanitate Mental
From:
Emerson José Silveira da Costa <[log in to unmask]>
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INTERLNG: Discussiones in Interlingua
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Wed, 31 Jan 2001 12:46:03 -0500
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=======================Forwarded Message=======================

Gratias pro telephonar al Centro de Sanitate Mental — tu plus salutar
compania in tu momentos de maxime dementia.


Si tu es obsessive e compulsive, pressiona 1 repetitemente.
Si tu es dependente, demanda que alcuno pressiona 2 pro te.
Si tu ha multiple personalitates, pressiona 3, 4, 5 e 6.
Si tu es paranoic, nos sape qui tu es, lo que tu face e lo que tu vole.
Attende in linea durante que nos tracia tu telephonata.
Si tu suffre de hallucinationes, pressiona 7 e tu telephonata sera
transferite al Departimento de Elephantes Rosee.
Si tu es schizophrenic, ascolta cautemente e un voce te dicera qual numero
pressionar.
Si tu es depressive, non importa qual numero tu pressiona, necuno va
responder.
Si tu suffre de amnesia, pressiona 8 e dice in alte voce tu nomine,
adresse, numero del carta de identitate, data de nascentia, stato marital,
e le nomine tu matre ante le matrimonio.
Si tu suffre de stress posttraumatic, pressiona lentemente le clave #
usque alcuno senti compassion de te.
Si tu suffre de indecision, lassa tu message immediatemente quando tu
audira le bip... o ante le bip... o post le bip... o durante le bip... In
tote caso, attende le bip...
Si tu suffre de perdita de memoria pro factos recente, pressiona 9.
Si tu suffre de perdita de memoria pro factos recente, pressiona 9.
Si tu suffre de perdita de memoria pro factos recente, pressiona 9.
Si tu suffre de perdita de memoria pro factos recente, pressiona 9.
Si tu ha basse autoestima, per favor, cancella le telephonata. Nostre
operatores es occupate con personas importante.


A revider,
Ensjo
http://www.interlingua.com/

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