Pat, very good.


earlier, Pat Ferguson, wrote:
>TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SERMON
>
>10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.
>9. The pews have camper hookups.
>8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra
>tapes on hand to record today's sermon.
>7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.
>6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.
>5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
>4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a
>filing cabinet.
>3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
>2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher
>turns up a four-foot hour-glass.
>AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON
>1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the super bowl" but
>it's only November!
>
>
>Thanks much.
>
>Many Blessings,
>
>Pat Ferguson
>"I can Do all Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me" Philippians 4:13.