Wake up now, it's over.

Sharon H.

> On Apr 26, 2016, at 2:09 PM, Pat Ferguson <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SERMON
> 
> 10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.
> 9. The pews have camper hookups.
> 8. You overhear the pastor telling the soundman to have a few dozen extra
> tapes on hand to record today's sermon.
> 7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.
> 6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.
> 5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
> 4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a
> filing cabinet.
> 3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
> 2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher
> turns up a four-foot hour-glass.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE IN FOR A LONG SUNDAY SERMON
> 1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the super bowl" but
> it's only November!
> 
> 
> Thanks much.
> 
> Many Blessings,
> 
> Pat Ferguson
> "I can Do all Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me" Philippians 4:13.