Hey Phil,
So it's your birthday.  Was this one of the great damaging facts of your
childhood?  I mean not having a real birthday except every four years.  Does
thatt make you about 14 years old, now?
Yes, Phil, I knew there was something wrong with you--but don't know if you
could exactly blame it on your parents.  Surely there must be someone you
can blame for this? Freud?  Dr. Laura?  God?  Oh Phil, maybe it's your own
fault.  You know how it is in psychology, someone has to be blamed.
So, Poor Phil, I guess you just feel rejected because you can only truly
celebrate your special day every four years.  And so, I guess that makes all
our birthday greetings of none effect.  What's a guy to do about this,
anyway.  Oh well, I'm sure Sandi understands.
    So if this note has made you depressed it has accomplished iits
purpose.  But the real purpose was to get you to laugh.
If you can't laugh, just wait two more years.
        God bless, Phil.  Just being a little crazy tonight.
Vinny
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Pat Ferguson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:20 AM
Subject: Happy Birthday Phil


> Dear Phil,
>
> I know you are probably celebrating your birthday today. As you
> noticed, I did not say today is your birthday. <grin> lol.
>
> Phil, I pray that you have the most wonderful Birthday ever. I pray
> that it is filled with lots of love and full of lots of presents, too.
> <grin>
>
> I am sure that Sandy will probably fix you a delicious birthday meal
> with a delicious birthday cake. I hope you like chocolate. <grin>
> Maybe she'll fix you the best chocolate cake ever in this entire world.
>
> Oh, I've been saving chocolate cake and brownie recipes for the past
> hour. lol. I bet I've gained 30 pounds or more just reading these recipes.
> lol.
>
> Happy Birthday, Phil.
>
> Love and Blessings,
> Pat Ferguson
>