I realize that this is a joke but the Scriptures answer this one.

1 Corinthians 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the 
last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised 
incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

earlier, Sharon Hooley, wrote:
>Another joke about what we'll have in Heaven is, when those of us who have
>false teeth get there, will we be stuck with them? (grin)
>
>sharon

John