Thanks Rhonda.  Some good ones.

Vicki

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From: "Rhonda" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 8:44 AM
Subject: [ECHURCH-USA] funny thoughts from first-graders


> Some chuckles for you today!!
>             A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class
and
> she
>             presented each child in her class the first half of a
well-known
>             proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
> proverb.
>             It's hard to believe these were actually done by first
graders.
>             Their insight may surprise you! While reading these, keep in
> mind
>             that these are first graders ­­­- 6-year-olds - because the
last
> one is
>             classic!
>             1. Don't change horses.........................until they stop
> running.
>             2. Strike while the.......................................bug
is
> close.
>             3. It's always darkest before......................Daylight
> Saving Time.
>             4. Never underestimate the power
> of............................termites.
>             5. You can lead a horse to water
> but................................how?
>             6. Don't bite the hand
> that.................................looks dirty.
>             7. No news
> is................................................impossible.
>             8. A miss is as good as
> a............................................Mr.
>             9. You can't teach an old dog
> new.................................math.
>             10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...............stink in
the
> morning.
>             11. Love all,
> trust..................................................me.
>             12. The pen is mightier than
> the...................................pigs.
>             13. An idle mind is...............................the best way
> to relax.
>             14. Where there's smoke
> there's...............................pollution.
>             15. Happy the bride who...........................gets all the
> presents.
>             16. A penny saved
> is...........................................not much.
>             17. Two's company, three's................................the
> Musketeers.
>             18. Don't put off till tomorrow what.............you put on to
> go to bed.
>             19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry
> and...........you have
>             to blow your nose.
>             20. There are none so blind
as............................Stevie
> Wonder.
>             21. Children should be seen and not..................spanked
or
> grounded.
>             22. If at first you don't succeed......................get new
> batteries.
>             23. You get out of something only what you..........see in the
> picture on
>             the box.
>             24. When the blind lead the blind.....................get out
of
> the way.
>             The WINNER and last one!
>             25. Better late
> than............................................pregnant.
>