Carol,
I enjoyed this. I might just have to put a few of those signs up in my own 
kitchen. Lol!
Blessings,
Sheila and Vinnie

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From: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 8:22 AM
Subject: SIGNS FOUND IN THE KITCHEN


:  Here's a bit of humour I've just read:  Hope you haven't read before.
: Forgive me if you have.
:
: Signs Found in the Kitchen
:
: 1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
:
: 2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
:
: 3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression 
he
: just cleaned the whole house.
:
: 4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
:
: 5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
:
: 6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
:
: 7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
: to be amused.
:
: 8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
:
: 9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
:
: 10. Housework done properly can kill you.
:
: 11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to
: lead normal lives.
:
: 12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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: --
: Carol - Reading, UK
:
: To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
: In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.
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