hahahaha!

Sharon
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From: "MV" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, November 08, 2005 5:50 PM
Subject: Re: Happy belated birthday Brad


> Old? Old? Who's old. Certainly not me... either that or I'm so old I can't
> cognicently come to grips with it... hmmm. Reminds me of a joke.
>
> An old man and old woman were sitting watching TV
> . The old woman said
>
> "I feel like a snack, I'm going in to fix me something to eat. Want
> something?"
>
> The old man replied.
>
> "Yeah I'd like a bowl of ice cream"
>
> She said "OK" and began to walk in the next room and the old man said,
>
> "Hey aren't you going to write that down? You know how you forget things
> these days!"
>
> The old woman frustratedly replied,
>
> "I can remember a bowl of ice cream for crying out loud I don't need to
> write it down!!"
>
> He said,
>
> "But I want some chocolate sauce on it too, you had better mark it down"
>
> She said.
>
> "I'm not marking it down, big deal you want a bowl of ice cream with
> chocolate sauce on it. Only a numskull couldn't remember that!"
>
> Ashe she continues to walk towards the kitchen the old man said,
>
> "And butterscotch sauce too! I want butterscotch on it!"
>
> She said.
>
> "OK a bowl of ice cream with chocolate and butterscotch sauce on it"
>
> He said.
>
> "And whip cream on it too. You better mark this down I'm telling ya you'll
> forget it all and I'll not be happy"
>
> She said.
>
> "I'm not marking it down for Pete's sake. You want ice cream with
> chocolate
> and butterscotch sauce and whip cream on it, so what. Now stop it already
> with the marking it down cracks!"
>
> He said as she's walking closer yet to the kitchen.
>
> "And cherries, I want cherries on it too!! Don't forget my cherries. I
> really think you ought mark this down!"
>
> She yells from the kitchen.
>
> "I'm not marking it down! Relax already!! Ice cream with chocolate and
> butterscotch sauce, whip cream and cherries on it! I got it already so
> knock it off!"
>
> He hears her thrashing about in the kitchen, a little banging and clanging
> and a few minutes later he sees  his wife proudly smiling carrying the
> tray. She smiles and hands him a plate with two fried eggs, pancakes,
> bacon
> and sausage. He is furious. Looks at his wife and steems...
>
> "I told you that you should have marked it down!!Didn't I tell you to mark
> it down? Yes I told you that you should have marked it down. Now look what
> you've done!  You forgot my toast!!"
>
>
> Brad
>
> At 01:13 PM 11/8/2005 -0700, you wrote:
>>Me, too, Brad.  Going old with everybody else.
>>
>>Phil.
>
> Brad
>
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