that was helarious!  love it!  lololol!
Jenifer gilley
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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Carol Pearson" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 11:22 AM
Subject: SIGNS FOUND IN THE KITCHEN


>  Here's a bit of humour I've just read:  Hope you haven't read before. 
> Forgive me if you have.
>
> Signs Found in the Kitchen
>
> 1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
>
> 2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>
> 3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression 
> he just cleaned the whole house.
>
> 4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
>
> 5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>
> 6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>
> 7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease 
> to be amused.
>
> 8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
>
> 9. Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
>
> 10. Housework done properly can kill you.
>
> 11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to 
> lead normal lives.
>
> 12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
>
>
>
> --
> Carol - Reading, UK
>
> To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
> In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.
>
>