Rhonda,
I like this.
Vinny
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From: "Rhonda" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Monday, September 12, 2005 10:31 AM
Subject: children write about the summer vacation
>A friend sent me this, very funny!!!
>
> After the spring break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent
> the holidays. One youngster offered the following:
>
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
> used to live in a nice brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they
> moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with lots of other grandmas
> and grandpas. They live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to
> look like grass.
>
> They ride around on huge tricycles and wear name tags because they don't
> know who they are anymore.
>
> They go to a big building, called "The Wrecked Center". They must have
> fixed it, because it looks pretty good now.
>
> They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very
> well.
>
> There is a swimming pool, too, but they all jump up and down in it with
> their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
>
> At the gate, there is a doll house with a little old man who sits in it.
> He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes, though, they do
> manage to sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts.
>
> Grandma used to bake cookies and other neat things, but I guess she
> forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out, and they eat the
> same thing, called "Earlybird", whatever that is.
>
> Some of the people can't get past the old man in the doll house. So the
> ones that escape bring food back to the wrecked center and call it, "Pot
> Luck".
>
> My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment, and
> says that I should work hard so I can be retarded some day too.
>
> When I earn my retardment, I want to be the old man in the doll house,
> then I'll let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
>
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