That was some major humor.



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>From: Carol Pearson <[log in to unmask]>
>Reply-To: The Electronic Church <[log in to unmask]>
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Re: For the Music Lover
>Date: Thu, 3 Aug 2006 16:17:04 +0100
>
>Oh Sharon, wherever do you get them all from?  You do very well and I love 
>some humour!
>
>--
>Carol - Reading, UK
>
>To you, o Lord, I lift up my soul;
>In You I trust, o my God.  . . .."  PS25:1-2 NIV.
>
>
>----- Original Message ----- From: "Sharon Hooley" <[log in to unmask]>
>To: <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2006 3:57 AM
>Subject: For the Music Lover
>
>
>>  Whoever wrote this must have been smoking a pitch pipe!
>>    A fable: Facing the music
>>  C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we
>>don't
>>  serve minors."
>>So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open  fifth   between
>>them.
>>  After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat.
>>An F  comes   in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
>>enough.
>>A D comes  into   the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,
>>  "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
>>Then an A comes into the bar, but the   bartender is not convinced that 
>>this
>>relative of C is not a minor.
>>  Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
>>exclaims,   "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
>>tonight."
>>  The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in 
>>a
>>3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a
>>corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp
>>tonight,   come on in! This could be a major development."
>>  Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a
>>rest.
>>  C   is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the 
>>diminution
>>of  a   minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an 
>>upscale
>>correctional facility.
>>On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any
>>  wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary 
>>are
>>bass-less.
>>  The bartender decides that since he's only had tenors for patrons, with
>>the   soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much
>>treble,
>>he   needs a rest ... and closes the bar.
>>Sharon