Funny, funny and just like a child.
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From: "Malcolm" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 4:10 PM
Subject: Re: cowboy boots


> thanks for this David.
> Malcolm. ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "David Stahl" <[log in to unmask]>
> To: <[log in to unmask]>
> Sent: Saturday, December 09, 2006 8:00 PM
> Subject: cowboy boots
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>
>> The Cowboy Boots.
>> (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this.)
>>
>> Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of
>> her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?  He asked
>> for help and she could see why.  Even with her pulling and him
>> pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.  By the time
>> they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
>>
>> She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on
>> the wrong feet."  She looked, and sure enough, they were.
>> It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them
>> on.  She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to
>> get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.  He then
>> announced, "These aren't my boots."
>>
>> She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,
>> "Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.  Once again she
>> struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
>> No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
>> "They're my brother's boots.  My mom made me wear 'em."
>>
>> Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.  But she
>> mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the
>> boots on his feet again.
>>
>> Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your
>> mittens?"  He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
>>
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