Tell it like it is, Reeva!
April's Dave in Ohio
 2 Timothy 4:2 - Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

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From: "Reeva Parry" <[log in to unmask]>
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Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:03 PM
Subject: Southern Gramma


Southern Grammaw



       Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
       prepared for the answer.



       In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

       She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

       The lawyer was stunned!

       Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again
replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
       youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your
wife. Yes, I know
       him."

       The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in
a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."


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