rofl!  now that was a cute one!
Jenifer gilley
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Subject: The Baptist Dog


The Baptist Dog

> Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist preacher and his wife
> decided to get a new dog, and knew that the dog also had to be a Baptist.
> They visited
> kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a
> kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted.
> The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the
> Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the
> books, located
> the Bible, and brought it to the owner. "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded.
> The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity
> with
> his paws, leafed through and Finding the correct passage, pointed to it
> with his paw. The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased
> the dog.
>
> That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his
> wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses.
> The visitors
> were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?"
> "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the
> dog. "HEEL!"
> the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one
> paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor looked at his
> wife in
> shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"