My friend sent these to me.  They are a hoot!!!
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From: "Ruth Chapman" <[log in to unmask]>
To: "Victoria Budzko" <[log in to unmask]>; "Dan Hicks" 
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Sent: Wednesday, June 20, 2007 7:35 PM
Subject: Cat Jokes


>> Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
>> >
>> > She had mittens.
>> >
>> > What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
>> >
>> > One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause
> before
> the pause.
>> >
>> > What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
>> >
>> > A peeping tom.
>> >
>> > Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
>> >
>> > Too many cheetahs.
>> >
>> > What is a cat's favorite song?
>> >
>> > Three Blind Mice.
>> >
>> > What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
>> >
>> > Claw Enforcement.
>> >
>> > Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
>> >
>> > For kitty littering.
>> >
>> > Why are cats better than babies?
>> >
>> > Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
>> >
>> > What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
>> >
>> > Hiss and Tell.
>> >
>> > What does a cat do when it gets mad?
>> >
>> > It has a hissy fit.
>> >
>> > What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
>> >
>> > The purrpatrator.
>> >
>> > What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
>> >
>> > He stole the whole show!
>> >
>> > What is a cat's favorite colour?
>> >
>> > Purrrrrrrple!
>> >
>> > Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
>> >
>> > The retail store.
>> >
>> > What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
>> >
>> > A mice cream cone.
>> >
>> > What do cats use to make coffee?
>> >
>> > A purrcolator.
>> >
>> > What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
>> >
>> > A duck filled fatty puss.
>> >
>> > Why is the cat so grouchy?
>> >
>> > Because he's in a bad mewd.
>> >
>> > How does the cat get its own way?
>> >
>> > With friendly purrsuasion.
>> >
>> > What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
>> >
>> > An eskimew.
>> >
>> > What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
>> >
>> > Mice Krispies.
>> >
>> > How do cats end a fight?
>> >
>> > They hiss and make up.
>> >
>> > What is the cat's favorite magazine?
>> >
>> > Good Mousekeeping.
>> >
>> > What is a cat's favorite car?
>> >
>> > The Catillac.
>> >
>> > What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
>> >
>> > A Lawn Meower.
>> >
>> > Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
>> >
>> > Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
>> >
>> > What do you use to comb a cat?
>> >
>> > A catacomb.
>> >
>> > Why did the cat run from the tree?
>> >
>> > Because it was afraid of the bark!
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