The Pitfalls of Reincarnation.

     A husband and wife were seated in their living room and
discussing their eastern religion beliefs concerning
reincarnation.  They loved each other so much, they couldn't
consider the thought of being separated by death even if they did
believe in life after death and rebirth as someone else.  So they
both made an agreement that whoever passed away first, would do
everything in their power to contact the one who remained alive.


     It wasn't long after that her husband died.  month after
month, the wife looked for signs of her husband trying to
establish contact.  One night, he was successful.

     "Honey?  It's me, George."

     "You made it through?" his wife said with astonishment.

     "I sure did.  I'm sorry it took so long but I have been sort
of busy," her husband reported.

     "Well, tell me all about it, dear.  what is Heaven like and
the after life and the new reincarnated life?"

     "Well," he said slowly at first, "I don't know exactly how to
explain it but it is beyond anything I could possibly have
dreamed."

     "Well, George," she encouraged, "tell me all about it then."

     "Well," he said hesitantly, "It isn't what I thought it would
be.  I get up in the morning, very early, and have sex three
times before breakfast.  After eating each morning, I play around
on the golf course but then have sex multiple times before lunch
time.  Then I play around on the golf course again after lunch and
when finished, I have sex all afternoon long.   I play around on
the golf course again until almost dark, stop for a quick supper,
and have sex several times before finally falling into bed totally
exhausted."

     "Wow," his wife said almost overwhelm by what her husband
described.  "That's incredible, dear.  Your new life as a man
sound quite rewarding."

     "Not really," he sighed.  "I came back as a rabbit."