Ha ha, your mom, Phil.  Reminds me of a story I read about a lady who 
was trying to get her mother to fax instead of sending snail mail 
letters, saying it would be cheaper, but she wouldn't listen.  Then when 
the daughter's birthday came up, she finally got a fax from her!  It was 
a check for $300, and a note that said, "You're right; it's cheaper to 
fax than mail."

Sharon