Subject: Problems in Heaven




>>>Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you.  We have some
>>>Southerners up here who are causing problems.  They're swinging on the
>>>pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes,
>>>their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and
>>>cowboy hats instead of their halos.  They refuse to keep the stairway to
>>>heaven clean.  There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the
>>>place.  Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
>>>
>>>The Lord said, "Southerners are southerners, Gabriel.  Heaven is Home to all
>>>my children.  If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
>>>
>>>The Devil answered the phone, "Hello?  Hold on a minute."  The Devil
>>>returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back.  What can I do for you?"
>>>
>>>Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
>>>down there."
>>>
>>>The Devil said, "Hold on again.  I need to check on something."  After about
>>>5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back.  Now what was
>>>the question?"
>>>
>>>Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
>>>
>>>The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."
>>>
>>>This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.  The Devil returned and said, "I'm
>>>sorry, Gabriel, I can't talk right now.  Those Southerners have put out the
>>>fire and are trying to install air conditioning."


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