I know John, it's old, but you have to admit that it beats Phil's
fish story by a mile! GRIN! Kathy
At 06:35 PM 2/24/2008, you wrote:
>I saw this back in the 70s referring to the WC and the Wayside
>Chapel. I think the humor is more British as well.
>
>earlier, Kathy Du Bois, wrote:
>
>>The Baptist Lady and the Bathroom Commode
>>
>> A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
>> her and her
>>Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted
>>to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern but couldn't
>>bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.
>> So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." Once written
>>down she still was not comfortable. Finally she decided on the abbreviation
>>"B.C." and wrote, "Does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
>> When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't figure out what
>>she meant by "B.C." He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom
>>suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church
>>since there was
>>letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.
>> So he sent this reply...
>> Dear Madam: The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a
>>beautiful grove of trees. I admit it is quite a distance if you are
>>in the habit of
>>going regularly.
>> No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people at one
>>time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
>>Some folks
>>like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
>> The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest
>>passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her
>>husband there. We are
>>also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the old ones
>>have holes in
>>them.
>> Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
>> regularly. It's
>>been a good six months since she last went. It pains her very much not to be
>>able to go more often. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort,
>>especially in cold weather.
>> Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you, and
>>introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.
>> I look forward to your visit. We offer a very friendly campground.
>> Camp Director
>>
>>Now, that's a joke!
>>
>>
>>
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