yours is really a goody. 

--- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
wrote:

> Good one Ken!
> 
> This one seemed appropriate for today with what's
> goin on with Elliott
> Spitzer (I heard on NPR that he might be charged
> with a Mann Act violation):
> 
> *Mann Act*
> ------------------------------
> One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when
> its owner discovered a
> means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the
> dolphins never died, no
> money needed to be spent on buying new ones.
> Extending the dolphins' lives
> required putting a special mixture into their food;
> one of the ingredients
> was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the
> workers was sent to the beach
> to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in
> hand, he had to pass
> through a circus parade, led by two huge lions with
> their glorious manes.
> When he got to the other side of the street he was
> arrested and handcuffed
> by a policeman.
> "Officer," he said, "what's going on?"
> 
> "You're under arrest," said the policeman.
> 
> "But why?" he asked.
> The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls
> across stately lions
> for immortal porpoises."
> 
> On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM, ken barber
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> 
> >  Soap and Water
> >
> > A young preacher was asked to dinner by a aged
> widower
> > in his new parish. When he sat down at the table,
> he
> > noticed that the dishes were dirty.
> >
> > "Were these dishes washed?", he asked the hostess
> as
> > he rubbed my fingers over the surface.
> >
> > the old man replied, "They're as clean as soap and
> > water could get them".
> >
> > the young minister felt a bit apprehensive, but
> > started eating anyway. Dinner was delicious,
> despite
> > the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the old
> host
> > took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap!
> Here
> > Water!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 
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> -- 
> 
> 
> Kendall
> 
> An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> redundant!)
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> unreasonable one
> persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> Therefore, all progress
> depends on the unreasonable man.
> 
> -George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950
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