I LIKED IT THE FIRST TIME IT CAME BY AND STILL MAKES
ME LAUGH.......

  A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in
the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man
gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a push.

  Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three
o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns
to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

  "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?"  she asks.

  "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is
pouring out!"

 "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down and those two guys helped us?  I think  you
should help him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"

 The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
out into the pounding rain.  He calls out into the
dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

  "Yes," comes back the answer.

  "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

  "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

  "Where are you?" asks the husband.

  "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.





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