Hey gang:

I know it's a bit late, but check out this DOOZIE of a joke....  :-)  heheh

Enjoy.....

Patrick

>From: "Mary C. Lowe" <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject:      Re: [EPILEPSY-L] great IRS joke
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>ok friends here is the first of 2 i got on the perfect dy of days, april 15th.
>
>love mary
>
><<
> Dear IRS;
>
>    Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment.  Please take note
> of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper.  In the
> article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for
> hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
>    Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400) and
> six hammers (value $1,029).  This brings my total payment to
> $3,429.00.
>    Please note the OVERPAYMENT of $22.00 and apply it to the
> "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
>    Might I suggest that you send the above mentioned fund a
> "1.5 inch screw".  (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for
> a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)
>    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
> look forward to paying it again next year.  I just saw an
> article about the Pentagon and 'screwdrivers'.
>
>  >>
>
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