glad it helped you. i hope janet gets a giggle too.
i am very interested in what they are doing with her
arms as it might be something to tell my doc about.
--- Linda Macaulay <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Ken,
>
> That last one was absolutely the BEST!!! Gave me a
> good laugh as I
> needed a break from working on my comprehensive
> exams. Let's just
> say taking three classes, preparing a dissertation
> proposal,
> completing comps, and raising a 17 month-old makes
> me need the humor
> to just stay SANE!!
>
> Linda
> On Oct 28, 2007, at 9:53 PM, ken barber wrote:
>
> >
> **************************************************
> >
> > A woman came home, screeching her car into the
> > driveway, and ran into the
> > house. She slammed the door and shouted at the
> top
> > of her lungs, "Honey,
> > pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
> >
> > The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack,
> > beach stuff or mountain
> > stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get
> out"
> >
> >
> **************************************************
> >
> > Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
> > always right, and the other is a husband.
> >
> >
> **************************************************
> >
> > A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a
> > driver's license.
> > First, of course, he had to take an eye sight
> test.
> > The optician showed him a card with the letters:
> > 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
> >
> > "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
> >
> > "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the
> guy."
> >
> >
> >
> **************************************************
> > Mother Superior called
> > all the nuns together and said to them,
> >
> > "I must tell you all something. We have a case of
> > gonorrhea in the convent."
> >
> > "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back.
> "I'm
> > so tired of chardonnay."
> >
> > no offence for any Catholics on the list.
> >
> >
> **************************************************
> > A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for
> her
> > husband.
> >
> > Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> >
> > "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more
> > butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at
> once.
> > TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need
> > more butter. O h my GOD! WHERE are we going to
> get
> > MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .
> > CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
> > when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
> Are
> > you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget
> to
> > salt them. You know you always forget to salt
> them.
> > Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him. "What in the world is
> wrong
> > with you? You think I don't know how to fry a
> couple
> > of eggs?"
> >
> > The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to
> show
> > you what it feels like when I'm driving."
> >
> >
> >
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