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"BG Greer, PhD" <[log in to unmask]>
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St. John's University Cerebral Palsy List
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Thu, 31 Oct 2002 17:17:39 EST
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I thought you would enjoy this:

Bobby

Subject: Fw:


      I finally got a new primary care physician.  After exhaustive tests,

     he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

      A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him

     -----  "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

      Doc:  "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"



     "Oh no", I replied,  "I've never done those things."

       Doc:  "Do you eat  rib-eye beefsteaks and bar-b-qued ribs??

     "Nope, I've heard that all "red meat" is very unhealthy!"


       Doc: "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy

     women?", he then inquired.

     "No, I've never done any of those things either."

      Doc:  "Then tell me; can you think of any good reason why in hell

     you'd want to live to be 80 ??"

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