>Date: Tue, 08 Jun 1999 14:16:18 -0600
>From: BILL AND MAXI <[log in to unmask]>
>To: shadow@[208.216.201.8]
>
>                 OFFICIAL BABY BOOMER QUALIFYING EXAM
>                           (For Ronny T in San Dimas, CA)
>    QUESTION #1:
>   Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each, of course.
>   Consider this a warm-up.   [If you can't answer this one without
>thinking, close up the test, and move on to something else. We have
>nothing further to discuss.]
>     ______________________________  ______________________________
>     ______________________________  ______________________________
>    QUESTION #2:
>   Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, ____ _____!"
>   Admittedly, this came along before we boomers were born. But we
>   remember it from both the movies and the boob tube.
>    QUESTION #3:
>   "Hey kids, what time is it?" ______ _________ ________ ________.
>    QUESTION #4:
>   What do M&M's do? _____ ___ ______ ________, _____ _______ _______.
>    QUESTION #5:
>   What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _________ _________.
>    QUESTION #6:
>   Long before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew
>   him as _________ _________.
>    QUESTION #7:
>   "You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ ____ ______ _____ ______
>   _____ ___________."
>    QUESTION #8:
>   Those post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabes, know Bob Denver as
>   the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob
>Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____________ G.
>_____________.
>    QUESTION #9:
>   M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? _________ ___ ______
>_______."
>    QUESTION #10:
>   Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through the
>   lobby of the girls' dormitory ______________.
>    QUESTION #11:
>   "Brylcream: ___ ________ _______ _______ ______ _______."
>    QUESTION #12:
>   Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ________ ____.
>    QUESTION #13:
>   From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this
>line:  "I wonder, wonder, wonder... wonder who; _______ _______ ____
>_______  ___ _______."
>    QUESTION #14:
>   And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-
>huh,  huh...yea; what is it good for? ___________ ____________."
>    QUESTION #15:
>   This is from a kinder and gentler protest song, but the question is
>   just as profound: Where have all the flowers gone? Perhaps you could
>   use a little help here: "Where have all the flowers gone, long time
>passing? Where have all the flowers gone? ____ ______ _____ _______
>_____ ______ ____."
>    QUESTION #16:
>   Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending
>   battle for truth, justice, and ____ _______________ _______.
>
>    QUESTION #17:
>   He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best
>   quarterbacks in the history of the NFL  and later went on to appear
>   in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.  He is
>Broadway ______ _____________.
>    QUESTION #18:
>   "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to
>   the finish, ______ __ _____ ___ _______.  I'm Popeye the sailor
>man."
>    QUESTION #19:
>   Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by
>   Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by
>   ___________ ____________.
>    QUESTION #20:
>   In the movie, The Graduate, young Benjamin, played by Dustin Hoffman
>   was counseled about his future, and told to consider one thing:
>   _______________.
>    QUESTION #21:
>   In another movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a
>   ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the
>heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured
>after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played
>by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other
>   prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ___ ___________
>   _____ _________________."
>    QUESTION #22:
>   In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a
>   race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics.
>   "Just think, you won't have ________  ____________ to kick around
>   any more."
>    QUESTION #23:
>   "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six
>   foot, six, weighted 245.  Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow
>at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, ___ ____
>_______."
>    QUESTION #24:
>   "I found my thrill, _____  ____________ __________________."  You
>may remember Riche Cunningham singing this. But if you are a true
>boomer, you know it was Fats Domino who made this line famous.
>    QUESTION #25:
>   "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ___________  ____  ____." This
>originated long before even the first of us boomers was born.  But in
>order to be a true baby boomer, you have to have some breadth.
>    QUESTION #26:
>   "Good night, David." "_________ _________,__________."
>    QUESTION #27.
>   "Liar, liar, ______ ___ _____."
>    QUESTION #28.
>   "When it's least expected, you're elected; You're the star today.
>   Smile! _______ ___ _______ _______."
>    QUESTION #29.
>   From our parents' day, as I recall, it was Pogo, the comic strip
>   character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ____ _____."
>    QUESTION #30.
>   Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop?

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