Host/hostess confusion?

On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 12:10 PM, Tamar Raine <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> thanks for the laughs, guys! i know i ken count on you t make me laugh.
>
> There was just one problem with the soap & water one... sea if you ken
> find it?
>
> lol!
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 9:55:53 AM
> Subject: Re: aanother groaner
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> yours is really a goody.
>
> --- "Kendall D. Corbett" <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
>
> > Good one Ken!
> >
> > This one seemed appropriate for today with what's
> > goin on with Elliott
> > Spitzer (I heard on NPR that he might be charged
> > with a Mann Act violation):
> >
> > *Mann Act*
> > ------------------------------
> > One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when
> > its owner discovered a
> > means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the
> > dolphins never died, no
> > money needed to be spent on buying new ones.
> > Extending the dolphins' lives
> > required putting a special mixture into their food;
> > one of the ingredients
> > was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the
> > workers was sent to the beach
> > to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in
> > hand, he had to pass
> > through a circus parade, led by two huge lions with
> > their glorious manes.
> > When he got to the other side of the street he was
> > arrested and handcuffed
> > by a policeman.
> > "Officer," he said, "what's going on?"
> >
> > "You're under arrest," said the policeman.
> >
> > "But why?" he asked.
> > The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls
> > across stately lions
> > for immortal porpoises."
> >
> > On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM, ken barber
> > <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> >
> > >  Soap and Water
> > >
> > > A young preacher was asked to dinner by a aged
> > widower
> > > in his new parish. When he sat down at the table,
> > he
> > > noticed that the dishes were dirty.
> > >
> > > "Were these dishes washed?", he asked the hostess
> > as
> > > he rubbed my fingers over the surface.
> > >
> > > the old man replied, "They're as clean as soap and
> > > water could get them".
> > >
> > > the young minister felt a bit apprehensive, but
> > > started eating anyway. Dinner was delicious,
> > despite
> > > the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the old
> > host
> > > took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap!
> > Here
> > > Water!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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> > --
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> >
> > Kendall
> >
> > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> > redundant!)
> >
> > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the
> > unreasonable one
> > persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
> > Therefore, all progress
> > depends on the unreasonable man.
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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

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