Good one Ken!

This one seemed appropriate for today with what's goin on with Elliott
Spitzer (I heard on NPR that he might be charged with a Mann Act violation):

*Mann Act*
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One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a
means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no
money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives
required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients
was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach
to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass
through a circus parade, led by two huge lions with their glorious manes.
When he got to the other side of the street he was arrested and handcuffed
by a policeman.
"Officer," he said, "what's going on?"

"You're under arrest," said the policeman.

"But why?" he asked.
The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across stately lions
for immortal porpoises."

On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM, ken barber <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

>  Soap and Water
>
> A young preacher was asked to dinner by a aged widower
> in his new parish. When he sat down at the table, he
> noticed that the dishes were dirty.
>
> "Were these dishes washed?", he asked the hostess as
> he rubbed my fingers over the surface.
>
> the old man replied, "They're as clean as soap and
> water could get them".
>
> the young minister felt a bit apprehensive, but
> started eating anyway. Dinner was delicious, despite
> the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the old host
> took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here Soap! Here
> Water!"
>
>
>
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Kendall

An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's redundant!)

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.

-George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

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