Inquiring minds want to know, how did he get to the door?  By the same
means???

(sorry, couldn't resist...)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Dylan Lewis" <[log in to unmask]>
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy
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Sent: Tuesday, August 06, 2002 3:39 AM
Subject: *warning* risque joke


> Well ok, folks, I'm a lurker with quad CP. Furthermore, my first post is
> a dirty joke that will brand me as a pervy SOB, but lets face it,
> caution is for more timid, intelligent people ;)  here ya go:
>
> There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either
> physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.
> So she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
> 1)would treat her nicely
> 2)wouldn't run away from her
> 3)would be good in bed.
> Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just
> figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these
> expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the
> doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man
> in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm
> here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms
> so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
> The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
> And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the
> doorbell?"
>
> There you go,
>
> Dylan