Subject: new Definitions



New Definitions

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the

middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually
me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie
if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you
like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of
bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives
you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving
devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


WRINKLES:
Something other people have.  You have character
lines.