oh lord the thoughts this puts in ones head. 

--- "Cleveland, Kyle E."
<[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> LMAO!  Almost plotzed a vein and farkakte'd my
> britches on that one,
> Kat!
> 
> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf
> Of Kathy
> Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2008 7:09 PM
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Fetch?
> 
> I got this joke today from a a Jewish email
> newsletter.  I thought it
> was so funny, I'd share it with you.  --- Kat
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Sol visits Abe and sees he's got a new dog.         
>       
> 
> "So what kind of dog is this?" asks Sol.
> 
> "It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving," says Abe.
> 
> "Watch this," continues to Abe. "Irving, Fetch!"
> 
> Irving walks slowly to the door, then turns around
> and says, "So why are
> you talking to me like that? You always order me
> around like I'm
> nothing. Then you make me sleep on the floor, with
> my arthritis... You
> give me this farkakta food with all the salt and
> fat, and you tell me
> it's a special diet... You should try eating it!...
> And do you ever take
> me for a decent walk? No! It's out of the house, a
> few steps, and right
> back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little,
> the sciatica wouldn't
> kill me so much!"
> 
> "That's amazing!" cries Sol.
> 
> "I don't know," says Abe. "I think this dog has a
> hearing problem. I
> said fetch, and he thought I said kvetch."
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