A joke for the hoidays (I suspect a bit too British!!):-

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Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the
field.

Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead,
only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers, a can of spam and a
dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.

With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the
field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a
bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he managed
only a second placing.

He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been
seriously hampered.

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Oh Dear!!!


Cheers

Deri