Hi everyone:

Here's a doozie of a joke.  Enjoy....  :-)]

Patrick

>Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 12:36:54 -0600
>To: Reeva Parry <[log in to unmask]>
>From: BILL AND MAXI <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject: children's letters to God
>
>Dear God,
>Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
>Norma
>
>Dear God,
>Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you
>just keep the ones you have now?
>Jane
>
>Dear God,
>Who draws the lines around the countries?
>Nan
>
>Dear God,
>I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
>Neil
>
>Dear God,
>Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
>Joyce
>
>Dear God,
>It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things
>about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt
>him anyway.
>Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
>
>Dear God,
>Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it
>up.
>Bruce
>
>Dear God,
>If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton,
>because I hate her.
>Denise
>
>Dear God,
>I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair
>all over.
>Sam
>
>Dear God,
>I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
>Ruth
>
>Dear God,
>I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
>Elliott
>
>Dear God,
>I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There
>are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
>Nan
>
>Dear God,
>Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
>Rob
>
>Dear God,
>My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are
>just kidding, aren't they?
>Marsha
>
>Dear God,
>If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
>Mickey
>
>Dear God,
>We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in Sunday school, we learned that
>you did it.  So I bet he stole your idea.
>Sincerely, Donna
>
>Dear God,
>I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well I just want  you to
>know that I am not just saying this because you are God  already.
>Charles
>
>Dear God,
>I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on
>Tuesday.  That was cool!
>Eugene
>
>Dear God,
>Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own
>rooms.  It works with my brother.
>Larry
>
>Source: Anonymous Internet Humor
>
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