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Subject:
final countdown
From:
ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
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Date:
Thu, 6 Mar 2008 19:06:18 -0800
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 Final Countdown 
 
 
 A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his
 doctor for a complete
 checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the
 results. 
 
 "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor
 says. "You're dying, and
 you don't have much time left." 
 
 "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me
 straight, Doc. How long
 have I got?" 
 
 "Ten," the doctor says sadly. 
 
 "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks?
 What?" 
 
 "Nine..." 
 



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