A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one
of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now
what?"
From: "Michael Ripp" < [log in to unmask] <mailto:[log in to unmask]> >
Date: Tue, 13 Aug 2002 11:11:35 -0500
To: "Mike & Jeannine Ripp" < [log in to unmask]
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Subject: Fw: Alabama hunters
----- Original Message -----
Subject: Alabama hunters
A couple of Alabama hunters are out in the woods when one
of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He
gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a brief silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now
what?"
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