Hey gang:

Here's another one....  :-)

Patrick

>From: "Mary C. Lowe" <[log in to unmask]>
>Subject:      Re: [EPILEPSY-L] How To Annoy Your IRS Agent
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>In a message dated 4/14/99 11:34:39 PM Pacific Daylight Time, Goinghome7
>writes:
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>  "How to Annoy the IRS" (Without Getting In Trouble!)
>
>  {It's definitely payback time - IRS has admitted to harassing us all
>  these years.  Let's get 'em!}
>
>   1.  Always put staples in the right hand corner.  Go ahead and put
>  them down the whole right side.  The extractors who remove the
>  mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples on the
>  right side.
>
>   2.  Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the
>  right way.  Put a few upside down and backwards.  That way they
>  have to remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and
>  re-staple it (on the left side).
>
>   3.  Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it
>  dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener
>  doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.
>
>   4.  If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or
>  three party check.  On top of paying with a third party check,
>  pay one of the dollars you owe in cash.  When an extractor
>  receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it
>  to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.
>
>   5.  Write a little letter of appreciation.  Any letter received has
>  to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.
>
>   6.  Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional.
>  Like on the back of a Kroger sack.
>
>   7.  When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a
>  single EZ form).  Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted
>  differently than regular business size ones.  An added bonus to
>  the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so
>  the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.
>
>   8.  If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly
>  envelope to your half destroyed form.
>
>  9.  Always put extra paper clips on your forms.  Any foreign
>  fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.
>
>  10.  Sign your name in ink on every page.  Any signature has to be
>  verified and then date stamped.
>
>  These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with
>  the IRS.  These methods are ONLY recommended when you owe
>  money.
>
>   >>
>
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