i am getting older and get things typed wrong. when i
get an old one that is told a little different i try
to put it the way i first heard it and sometimes miss
that too.
you guys are sharp.
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> ----- Original Message ----
> From: Kendall D. Corbett <[log in to unmask]>
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:20:28 PM
> Subject: Re: aanother groaner
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> Host/hostess confusion?
>
> On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 12:10 PM, Tamar Raine
> <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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> > thanks for the laughs, guys! i know i ken count on
> you t make me laugh.
> >
> > There was just one problem with the soap & water
> one... sea if you ken
> > find it?
> >
> > lol!
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> > From: ken barber <[log in to unmask]>
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Sent: Tuesday, March 11, 2008 9:55:53 AM
> > Subject: Re: aanother groaner
> >
> > yours is really a goody.
> >
> > --- "Kendall D. Corbett"
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> > wrote:
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> > > Good one Ken!
> > >
> > > This one seemed appropriate for today with
> what's
> > > goin on with Elliott
> > > Spitzer (I heard on NPR that he might be charged
> > > with a Mann Act violation):
> > >
> > > *Mann Act*
> > > ------------------------------
> > > One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money
> when
> > > its owner discovered a
> > > means to make the dolphins live forever -- since
> the
> > > dolphins never died, no
> > > money needed to be spent on buying new ones.
> > > Extending the dolphins' lives
> > > required putting a special mixture into their
> food;
> > > one of the ingredients
> > > was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the
> > > workers was sent to the beach
> > > to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in
> > > hand, he had to pass
> > > through a circus parade, led by two huge lions
> with
> > > their glorious manes.
> > > When he got to the other side of the street he
> was
> > > arrested and handcuffed
> > > by a policeman.
> > > "Officer," he said, "what's going on?"
> > >
> > > "You're under arrest," said the policeman.
> > >
> > > "But why?" he asked.
> > > The policeman replied, "For transporting young
> gulls
> > > across stately lions
> > > for immortal porpoises."
> > >
> > > On Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM, ken barber
> > > <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Soap and Water
> > > >
> > > > A young preacher was asked to dinner by a aged
> > > widower
> > > > in his new parish. When he sat down at the
> table,
> > > he
> > > > noticed that the dishes were dirty.
> > > >
> > > > "Were these dishes washed?", he asked the
> hostess
> > > as
> > > > he rubbed my fingers over the surface.
> > > >
> > > > the old man replied, "They're as clean as soap
> and
> > > > water could get them".
> > > >
> > > > the young minister felt a bit apprehensive,
> but
> > > > started eating anyway. Dinner was delicious,
> > > despite
> > > > the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the
> old
> > > host
> > > > took the dishes outside and yelled, "Here
> Soap!
> > > Here
> > > > Water!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
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> > >
> > > An unreasonable man (but my wife says that's
> > > redundant!)
> > >
> > > The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
> the
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