CATCH YOUR BRICKS 24 HRS A DAY !

DEAR PRESERVATIONISTS,











YOU CAN NOW KEEP YOUR BRICKS LANDING ACCURATE 24 HRS A DAY.
LOCATE A BRICK AT ANYTIME BY OUR TRACKING DEVICE.
COMMAND CENTER WILL LOCATE YOUR MISSING BRICKS ON SIDEWALK
TOP TO GROUND FLOOR DOWNER FOR SIMPLE MINDED PERSON.
IF REMOVED COMMAND CENTER WILL BE NOTIFIED AND PARAPET
WILL BE DISPATCHED AT ONCE. WORKS LIKE GALILEO WEIGHT DROP
COMES WITH HEADSET THAT WILL SIGNAL YOU IF YOUR BRICK
IS WITHIN -1 INCHES IN CROWDED AREA SUCH AS FROM SKYSCRAPER
WILL SIGNAL UPON CONTACT WITH HEAD
NEVER WORRY ABOUT YOUR BRICKS MISSING AGAIN.
GOOD FOR WORKER’S COMP.

FOR MORE INFO CALL 1-732-920-4271 LEAVE NAME AND NUMBER: IGNATZ WILL CONTACT
YOU IN 24 HOURS.

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FLOOR FOR FREE MASONS...............CALL NOW..THIS PRODUCT
WILL NOT SELL............GROUP PURCHASE PLAN EASY SITE LICENSE.