In a message dated 2/25/99 11:17:51 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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... interruptus?

> say limiting family trips to Savannah to 2 days every 5 years - touristus
interruptus.

Especially appropriate at the Oneida Community where interruptus was the daily
regimen.

Let the tourists get as close as green belt parkways on elevated roadways with
binoculars say at a minimal twenty mile perimeter. Only allow unescorted
children into the historic zone -- they are smaller and take up less room. Or,
increase the distribution of history so that everyone feels compelled to keep
moving to the next station -- we do need to remember the national excercise
program. Organize tourist traffic on the pork processing system. Put all and
everyone into space and give them a 4" telescope. Go Borg and assimilate.

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