Important to have the correct vocabulary on the jobsite.

Who is Jack Schitt - the Lineage Revealed

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know
Jack Schitt."   Now, you can handle the situation.  Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh
Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.  Against his parents'
objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.  After
being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.  Noe later married
Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a Mongoloid son, Chicken
Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout
childhood, and, consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.  The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.  Bull
Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently
returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them...