Miz Julep,

Well, I'll be damned. I'll also stick with AOL 5.0. And while I'm at it, I
think I'll hang onto spell check.  But thanks for the tip on how to bag it.
If I ever want to get rid of it, I'll ask you again how to go about it.

There are those of us who feel that maintenance of (high) standards is
important, especially those of us who can spell but can't type.  If you saw
what my fingers produce (on the keyboard, in this case), you'd think I'm an
illiterate sloppy moron, when in fact I'm a poorly-dressed, portly brownnoser
who moves his lips when he reads.   But oozes charm nevertheless.

Ralph