In a message dated 12/17/99 3:17:37 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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<< > Hi Folks, Is this the list with all the ivy haters? Ruth
> Ruth (HOUGHTON) BARTON
.... we do really abhor wisteria.
Sign me, Lawn Boy
>>
Ruth,
In my capacity as Chief Defoliator of the Ivy Haters League (a subsidiary of
the Lollypop Guild), welcome. Unless, of course, you're in agreement with
Lawn Boy (formerly known as Sharpshooter, who has evidently become a vegan)
that ivy should be allowed to destroy our historic patrimony and provide
breeding grounds for snails and lost tennis balls.
I'm also the Humor Czar. Know any good jokes?
Ralph
welcome