Dan,

 First show us the porn, and then we'll tell you what earth tones look like.

 Just kidding.  Not interested in such distasteful matters.  Degrades women;
probably men, too.  And neuters--what about them?  Can't have none of that.
No.  Not at all.  Zero. Zip (oops).  None.  Unh-unh.  No way in hell.

Ralph