**/Fall CLASSES FOR MEN/***/
**AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS**

**REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY **/**/OCTOBER/**/ 31^ST ..


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM./**/


Class 1/**/
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation./**/
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at /**/7:00
PM/**/.

Class 2/**/
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion./**/
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday /**/12:00/**/ for 2 hours.

Class 3/**/
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice./**/
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday /**/10:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours.


Class 4/**/
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics./**/
Meets Saturdays at /**/2:00 PM/**/ for 3 weeks.

Class 5/**/
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video./**/
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at /**/7:00 PM/**/

Class 6/**/
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups./**/
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday /**/7:00 PM/**/

Class 7/**/
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum/**/.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8/**/
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes./**/
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at /**/7:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours.

Class 9/**/
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials./**/
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10/**/
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations./**/
4 weeks, Saturday's /**/noon/**/, 2 hours.

Class 11/**/
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing/**/.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12/**/
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques./**/
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at /**/7:00
PM/**/.

Class 13/**/
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late./**/_
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered._/**/
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at /**/7:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours. /*

*/Class 14
/**/The Stove/Oven --- What It Is/**/,/**/  /**/How It Is Used and When
to Turn it off./**/
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined./**/

Upon completion of any of the above courses,/**/ diplomas will be issued
to the survivors/*

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