No more drowning Santas, but then we haven't reached this year's January
thaw yet.  I'll keep you posted.  We did, however, get interviewed yesterday
by a reporter from the same newspaper that broke the original Santa story in
all its gory detail.  They wanted to know about wireless coffee houses and
why we put one in Phelps ("of all places" - I'm sure that's what the dude
said under his breath).  There are days I wonder it myself, especially when
the telephone ladies are here at the same time as the one constable on
patrol, steaming up the windows and all.  But we don't need no stinkin'
donuts.  We got ourselves Eye-talian scones and bagels with schmear.  Only
thing is, only the night cop knows about schmear because he grew up in The
Bronx and really appreciates our lattes.

- Pam
----- Original Message -----
From: "Gabriel Orgrease" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, December 24, 2004 05:41
Subject: Re: [BP] Something else to restore


> Pamela S. Follett wrote:
>
> >...that the ladies at the phone company attest will put hair on your
chest.  Not a visual I wanted them to share, but they did.
> >
> >
> Sounds like things get kind of kinky in Phelps during the Holidays! Bad
> enough with the saurkraut celebration and the two-story outhouse.
>
> PLEASE keep in mind the rule against crass advertising on BP... Ralph
> will likely leave his mailbox, even though he abhors cold places the
> thought of telephone women in a rural coffee shop baring their chests,
> hairy or otherwise, may persuade him to seek a few more cups of French
> roast Joe. I suppose you keep the donuts flowing to the cops and the
> windows steamed?
>
> Any reports of Santa & Misses lost in the creek again? Sharpshooter
> needs help with his homework.
>
> ][<
>
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