>I lost my virginity in a turkey coop in South Jersey, surrounded by
gobblers.<

"It's hard to soar with eagles when you f--- with turkeys."

Let's hope the gobblers were merely bystanders and not participants. 

And, speaking as a realtor, was their residence a coop or a co-op?

Sign me, Turkey Car Pit (spent many a happy holiday at my grandparents'
place in S. Jersey)