Well, all you New Yorkers and similarly concrete-bound personnel have been
warned about the hazards of the wilds of suburban New Jersey.  Please be
advised as well, of the possibility of attack by roving bands of Native
Americans on horseback, wielding bows, arrows and tomahawks (which may
explain our occasional back pains and headaches).

If ya can't stand the wilderness, stay east of the Hudson.

Ralph, Way out West