My dear, I have enough trouble milking short titted Jersey COWS, let alone
HEDGEHOGS!!!!!!  Who the HELL came up with that God forsaken idea?????  He
must have been terminally drunk!!!!!!

I once got VERY drunk and woke in the middle of the night and declared I
was going to write a porno Si Fi book.  Thankfully that was as far as it
went as this message is about as much writing as I will do.  I HATE  to
write.  Now if you want to talk on the phone.......  I have been known to
have 3 hr. conversations.  Having lived without a phone as a kid the phone
is a magical devise to me and I love to use it.  Ruth



At 5:38 PM -0500 1/1/08, Gabriel Orgrease wrote:

>I finally got that extraterrestrial sodomy scene written out. Had to
>read a whole Whitley Striber book before I could get it finished. Now I
>am trying to get done with a description of the movie where the red
>flashlight is the hero. Hopefully tomorrow someone will save me from
>myself and give me some real work to do.
>
>Oh, yeah, and I have to explain to Ruth about the Hedge Hog dairy
>project. They were African Pygmy Hedge Hogs. Do you know how many of
>those you have to milk to get one cup of ALL NATURAL yogurt?
>
>][<
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